Praybooking
when people post things to their facebook feed like, “i need everyone to pray for me,” or “pray for so and so cause he’s sick.” and people comment back saying they will. more than likely those people aren’t actually gonna pray, just saying they will cause everybody else does. probably just trying to get people to comment on it or feel sorry for them.
“please pray for me cause i’m going through a tough time.”
comment: “no problem, you’re in my prayers.”
comment: “just prayed for you!”
comment: “i wish you would quit praybooking!”
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