Prayer to the Rave Gods


a blasphemous prayer said by raver/club/kandi kids as part of a serotonin shot. it is as follows:

i want you to pray;
pray to the roll g-ds!
i want you to pray to james st. james,
i want you to pray to tiesto,
and i want you to pray to micheal alig,
are you ready?
– – –
you’re free…
club kid: did you enjoy that serotonin shot?

gogo dancer: yeah, especially the prayer to the rave g-ds!

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