praying mantis
this is when you are doing a girl doggy style and put your fingers in her nose from over her forehead and pull her back. the resulting flailing of her arms makes her look like a praying mantis
take this praying mantis b-tch!
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when you are having s-x with a woman from behind and after she -rg-sms she reaches back and rips your head off.
oh man, maria totally praying mantis’d alex last night.
a strange insect where the female eats the male after the mating ritual.
praying mantis – the ultimate torturous s-d-stic fetish in an insect.
used to describe one’s physical position when seated next to a seat b-tch on an airplane or bus. in the seated position — both elbows are centered in above the stomach and the hands remain above the elbows. this ensures that no part of the body is allowed, remains, or otherwise intrudes upon another’s seating or personal sp-ce.
i sat next to this seat b-tch on my plane. my -ss was doing the praying mantis the whole way!
a girl that walks like a f-cking praying mantis and stalks people all the time. she has huge bug eyes and no b–bs. she will usually have an annoying nasally voice and will chew gum obnoxiously loud.
person 1: my friend won’t stop following me and wont stop chewing gum.
person 2:youve got a praying mantis.
when f-cking a girl from behind, and your reach your hand around putting a finger in each nostril. this will result in the flailing of her arms, resembling a praying mantis.
dude i have a fettish for insects, so when i f-ck a b-tch from behind, i decided to use the praying mantis move.
a man that preys on females in their own circle of friends but never pulls outside this group…
that paul is a praying mantis man, never pulls outside the group!!
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