Praying Monk
an empty beer can that has been squeezed in the middle, making the top of the can bow like the head of a monk in prayer.
when placed in a row or circle gives the appearance of a group of monks in prayer.
police: are those beer cans lined up on your dash board?
john smith: no officer, those are praying monks.
sat-rday we are going out on my boat and making monks pray.
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