pre-cougar
a woman who is in her 20s to early 30s and is interested in younger men. she may or may not be interested in keeping them as a boyfriend.
wow, did you see her hustle that 18 year old boy outside the club last night? she’s definitely a pre-cougar at 26.
pre cougar is a hot chick between 32 – 34 that dates younger men. a women working on here cougar game so she can hit the ground running when she hits cougar status
the minor league for upcoming cougar super stars
guy 1: how old is that brady mcelaney chick.
guy 2: like 33
guy 1: man she is such a pre cougar
the brief period of time in a woman’s life between young adulthood, and cougarhood.
wow, look at her, she’s a cougar. well, not actually, she’s more of a pre-cougar.
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