Pre-Cream
“the art of knocking one out earlier”
before a high cl-ss event, such as dining at a fine establishment, one must “pre-cream” to avoid any accidents later on in the night.
please note: “pre-creaming” is not limited to s-x, both men and women can enjoy its benefits.
warning please do not attempt to “pre-cream” while shin p-ssing
chico “pre-creamed” before his date with colette at the italin restaurant, to save any accidents happening later.
dave had a hot date later that evening, so he “pre-creamed” just incase.
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