pre-disqualified
usually a business prospect that you are thinking about doing business with then after some insightful thinking you disqualify them before even discussing business matters with them.
could also be a potential boyfriend or girlfriend whom you like then before you even approach him/her you find out something awful about him/her that you cannot stand, you automatically disqualify them from being your boyfriend or girlfriend before you even talk to him/her.
john: ” look at that girl, isn’t she hot?! i’d make her my wife.”
james: ” yeah she is hot. you don’t know mary? she used to be a man then dated a rich guy who paid for her s-x change.”
john: what? for real? she is pre-disqualified then!
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