Pre-emptive sex pushups

pushups that a male will perform prier to having s-x. the main purpose of these pushups is to get his muscles warmed up for having s-x.
chris: “one, two, three, four, five…”
lisa: “what the h-ll are you doing?”
chris: “pre-emptive s-x pushups.”
lisa: “oh, ok.”

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