Pre-Ex Status
a relationship along the same lines as friends with benefits, except that the male initiating the relationship pretends to have feelings for a woman just to engage in s-xual intercourse with her.
man 1: yo, man 2, you seen that one b-tch at the shop?
man 2: h-ll yeah, i’d like to get to pre-ex status with that b-tch.
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