Pre-fart
the guiet, but audible noise of gas moving down to the lowest part of the intestine, right before it makes its exit through the -n-s.
just listen. pre-fart can be heard in a quiet room.
the noise gas makes as it p-sses through your intestinal tract on it’s way to your -n-s. prefarts are most common after eating mexican cuisine, brocolli, trail mix or cheap beer. prefarts are oftentimes noisier than the actual fart they will eventually mature into, however unlike a fart –which you can soften the sound of by discreetly seperating your b-tt cheeks– there is no way to manipulate your body to soften the deafening noise of the prefart. most people will try to p-ss it off as their stomach growling, but since the sound emanates from a decidely lower point on your torso, no one is fooled and you would be better off to point at the dog or an old person nearby.
must’ve been a pre-fart….stop pointing at my dog.
a small swiff of air from the -n-s before the smelly gas.
she thought she was safe when she left a prefart out in history cl-ss, but it was followed by a big whopper.
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