pre-felonated first name
usually an afro-centric first name destined to turn a young woman or man into a convicted felon. it’s destined at birth that once given a name such as “diamante’, daquill, deshawn,dequan, rafique etc that the person will grow up into a burden to society.
deshawn’s mother had difficult time remembering whose father was paternal to which child so she decided for deshawn to name him “of shawn’ fro the latin “de” so she could get the poo-poo to arrest any of the baby fathers who don’t pay. thus poor little deshawn has a pre-felonated first name. like daddy is a no good criminal thus son is pre-felonated to follow in his foot steps.
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