Pre-Flush
1. to flush the toilet prematurely, or before one is finished “going” to the bathroom– usually used to mask sounds or when in a hurry.
2. having to flush the toilet before one even begins to use the bathroom, due to prior droppings or toilet paper left behind by the previous user.
1. “dude, i had diarrhea this morning and had to pre-flush so my sister’s friends couldn’t hear. i like my sister’s friends.”
2. “ok, who didn’t flush the toilet? i had to pre-flush a giant floater before i went, c’mon!”
to flush the water-closet prior to defication thereby lubricating the porcelain, thus mitigating the effects of a crash landing.
‘dont forget to pre-flush darling, you do know how you love to crash-land’.
to flush the toilet before finishing your ‘business’. usually done when in a hurry. eg. during a movie.
kevin : wow, that was quick!
dave : i pre-flushed so i didn’t miss any of the film
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