Pre-Fuck Measurable’s
much like ‘pre-draft measurable’s’ in the nfl. used to determine a players physical attributes, such as the 40 yd dash etc ‘pre-f-ck measurable’s,’ are used to measure a woman’s breast, -ss, body, hair, etc.
aaron: “dude, i just saw this girl with the biggest -ss. oh my gosh, i would totally f-ck her.”
brian: “really, how big was her -ss?
aaron: “i don’t know, i forgot to record her pre-f-ck measurable’s!”
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