premature-echatulation
that annoying moment when you’re just about to reach the peak of your flirtation thru chat, the other person suddenly goes offline.
some dude just had a premature echatulation with me last night.
when you met someone you’re really excited about in a chat room and you mouth doesn’t engage your brain. and what you say comes out all wrong and makes you feel like a complete idiot.
im really sorry what i said i think i just suffered from premature-echatulation
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