Pre-game Dump

n. a monster sh-t taken immediately before a stressful event.

v. to take a monster sh-t.

origins: said and performed by hockey players immediately before a game so that they do not sh-t themselves when checked on the ice.
“there’s only one thing left to do before i ace this chemistry exam: take a pre-game dump.”

“waterloo lost and was killed because he didn’t pre-game dump. if he had, history would have been changed for ever!”
the “nervous” p–p often needed to be dropped by player(s) of a sports team before a large-scale sporting event. afterwards, the player(s) lose their tenseness and play properly.
dom and his dad always take pregame dumps together before baseball games.
the pre-game dump: traditionally invented by athletes who would use this strategy to become more relaxed before an important game, the pre-game dump is the sh-t you take before a big moment or event which requires high performance and low stress/tension for success.

the pre-game dump is a relaxing experience which prepares you both mentally and physically for a stressful event. although originally meant for athletic events, it can (and should be) used before any big event such as an interview, a speech, or an important exam.

effects of the pre-game dump include: reduced stress, feeling of readiness, focus, and confidence.

one side advantage of the pre-game dump is that it eliminates the chances that you will sh-t yourself in the specific stressful situation.
daniel: “dude help me out. i’m freaking out about this last match.”

mr. miyagi: “chill bro. take that pre-game dump and whoop some -ss”
to defecate prior to eating a large meal, thereby allowing you to eat more, and feel less sick after said meal.
“that steak is huge… i better take a pre-game dump before i dive in.”