Pre-game Shitual
a pre-game sh-tual is in fact the “ritual” of relieving one’s self of inner frustrations and nervous feelings before a sporting event, in order to have a quality performance without doing the b-tthole dance. usually taken in the form of a m-ssive and satisfying dump.
john: hey james, you coming out to the kick around before tonight’s big soccer game?
james: nah man, i have to take my pre-game sh-tual so i’ll play to my top potential…and i had taco bell today.
john: ah yes, it’s always good to avoid the b-tthole dance during gametime.
james: indeed my friend, indeed.
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