Pre-Glaucoma Treatment
the politically correct way of saying marijuana. especially useful around younger people who don’t know what the h glaucoma is.
also a good subject to mention to your optometrist! he’ll love it!!!
guy #1 what the h-ll are you doing dude – we are going on a job interview. don’t light that joint in my car.
guy #2 dude,i have to smoke my pre-glaucoma treatmentevery day or i may go blind!
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