Pre-Laptop


adjective. adherrence to the conservative time period preceeding the technology era. often used to refer to someone who is not technology, blackberry, iphone, blackjack, facebook, or mysp-ce friendly.
“dude why are you still using these floppy disks, why don’t you copy the files to an easy flash drive?”

“i don’t know, i’ve never thought about it.”

“you are so pre-laptop, douche”

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