Pre-Meal
the food version of pre-gaming.
what you do when you are expected to attend a large dinner at an expensive restaurant celebrating something.
the act of eating a full meal before the actual dinner so that you either don’t have to eat, or can order something small and inexpensive at the restaurant.
can be used as a verb: pre-mealing
amber w. “yeah her birthday dinner is tonight and my bank account is in the negative…”
amber h: “hmm i was thinking pre-meal around 6?”
amber w: “sounds good to me!”
required preparation for a dinner where all food items are alcoholic. in order to prevent coma, a small pre-meal must be consumed to absorb the effects of a later meal consisting of dishes like gazpacho with vodka, alcohol-infused watermelon, and rice, beans, and rum.
lynn: i can’t wait for my alcohol potluck tonight! i’m bringing chicken a la gin.
fallon: are you having a pre-meal?
lynn: no.
fallon: prepare to die.
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