pre-mortem
reviewing the details of why a product or project launch will fail before the product actually launches. this is distinct in nature from a post-mortem, which follows a failed product or project launch.
the group of product managers congregated in the kitchen to conduct a pre-mortem of the soon-to-be released cell phone device.
1. the very last part of one’s path.
2. alternative way of spelling antemortem.
1. i hope your premortem breaths are worth the d-mn wait.
2. i just defined antemortem and premortem.
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