Pre-Munchies


spontaneously buying food before you smoke weed out of preparation that you will be hungry after.
robby: “hey bro i’m head out and grab myself a snickers at k-m and go before we light it up”
sean: “man he’s got the pre-munchies”
food procured before the smoking of marijuana so that one does not have to leave for munchies after smoking.

this is especially helpful due to the not-wanting-to-go-for-munchies feeling after achieving highness and results in increased euphoria
bob: should we get some premunchies now?
bill: great idea, i never want to drive when i get high anyway

bob: dude i’m so baked! i want some munchies!
bill: duuuuude, the pre-munchies man!!
bob:!!!!!!!!!!!!

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