pre-nap fap
1. a scenario in which one lies down for a nice power nap, but due to an inconvenient erection or h-rny thoughts, must jerk the gherkin before drifting into a long, restful slumber
2. a masturbation session completed right before a nap, ideally an afternoon nap. this fap sesh is intended to release tension, relax the masturbator, and prepare him for a long, restful nap.
3. any other sort of fap that comes before a nap
(matt) : dude, you look so well-rested, what’s your secret?
(kai) : i hit that pre-nap fap bro, i feel totally restored. i’m a new man.
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