Pre-net


any medium through which information is gained that was in occurance before the invention of the internet – e.g. a book is a form of pre-net.
man: dude, did you know that if your hand is bigger than your face you have cancer!
dude: no way man, that sounds bogus.
man: nah homie, for shizzle, i read it in the pre-net.
dude: sh-t, i better check.

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