Pre-nut Syndrome


1) the phenomenon wherein a man who has gone without s-xual relations for a period of time experiences a decrease in selectivity with respect to those persons that he seeks said relations with. as the period of time in which said man’s s-xual relations are in absentia increases, there is a direct inverse relationship with said selectivity. for as long as the `drought’ persists, the selectivity will decrease exponentially.
during a consultation with his urologist, cicero expressed a serious interest in draining his b-lls in miss mary jay rottencrotch’s std petri dish. since ions had gone by since cicero had last sunk his italian sausage into a quality hole, the doctor diagnosed cicero with a severe case of pre-nut syndrome.

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