pre party poop
the overwhelming feeling one encounters in the moments leading up to a party to take a sh-t. scientific research has discovered this phenomenon is caused by two main factors, anxiety and antc-p-tion.
preemptive sh-tting is also done to avoid the fear and embarr-ssment of being “that guy/girl” who ruined the party by taking a m-ssive, smelly sh-t.
joel: hey, you ready? we’re setting off soon!
liam: yeah alright, just gonna take a pre party p–p.
joel: alright man cool, already had mine.
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