pre-planking


an interactive sport where the “initiator” pushes the “planker” into a horizontal “plank-like” position. the game is finished when the “initiator” then f-cks the “planker” while photographing the scenario.
did you see clarence totally pre-plank that neighborhood cat?

“pre-planking” claims the life of another suburban youth. timmy wedsworth was discovered after a fall from a fifty story building in what appears to be another “pre-planking” fatality.

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