Pre-Poo
the warnings given to you by your -n-s telling you that a sh-t is coming. signs are subtle at first but eventually increase in volume and odor until you finally sit down on that toilet. pre-poo commonly occurs after a hard night of partying and drinking extensive amounts of beer and more often than most occurs in uncomfortable places like theme parks, business meetings, in school, and your girlfriends house. pre-poo, if not treated, will only get worse. advanced stages can result in immense pain truly terrible smells.
“dude is drew o.k? he’s clutching his stomach.”
“man that n-gg- got some bad pre-poo goin on. he need to hit up dat toilet soon, or it’s gonna be bad.”
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“hey dude how was last night?”
“my g-d i had pre-poo so bad that when i left her house i let it out as i was getting in my car, practically sh-t myself.”
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“i drank so much beer last night. the pre-poo hit me when my man bear of a dad gave me a hug for graduating highschool in the morning.”
the p–p you take before going out to party. you know it will be a good night if you take a pre poo.
“so glad i took that nice pre poo, bout to have a great night!”
noun, (ad)verb pre-poo;ed, pre-pooing
any substance or food that is safe for human consumption
hey guys, i’m hungry….let’s get some pre-poo!
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