pre-prov
verb. or noun. whatever.
a term used by improvisers (those who perfrom improv/improvisation), to describe the act of improvising material at any time prior to the actual performance (bad), or planning how the performance of improvised material plays out (worse). in either case, pre-prov-ing (pre-provving?) renders the pre-prov-ed (pre-provved?) material un-improvisable, and thus null, void, and unapproachable to any good sport of a good improviser. improv practice is intentional pre-prov, in order to practice skills and techniques. when just joking around, yes, unintentional pre-prov happens, and though often funny, may present a major b-mmer to any good sport of a good improviser. though often adaptable to create quality, finalized, rehe-rs-d material (i.e., a practiced comedy sketch, a polished song), what is pre-prov-ed/pre-provved can never be performed as true improv (without involving memory loss, that is).
note: what one performer pre-provs may still be original to another, and still qualify as improv, providing that the second performer did not know of the first’s pre-prov b-mmer.
y’know those u-shaped neck pillows? they’re so funny. two or three separate times my mom and i have gone into hard-core object freeze using them – we must have come up with close to 30 different ideas. but, to me it’s such a b-mmer because now, i know that just about everything i can think up for those u-shaped neck pillows is pre-prov and not true improv.
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