pre-sleep wank
to have a nice goodnight bat after a long stressful day of being h-rny before going to sleep, just to get it out of ya system.
this is the most common form of stress relieving therapy.
b1: i slept like a baby last night ….
b2: hmmm pre-sleep w-nk huh?
b1: precisely b2
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