Pre-Spam
the gelatinous material that forms on the top of spam canned meat.
bob opened the can of spam and was greeted by a blob of quivering, glistening pre-spam.
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when 2 girls preferably one short brunette jew and one average sized blonde vegetarian shout ‘spoon’ , tackle a vitim from both in front and behind in the vertical spooning position- i.e. snugalling into them with crotch forced forward. if victim tackled is unaware of being targeted for spooning, then they have been spoon pooned. […]
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nasty dancing wherein the dancer squats, opens the legs, then stands up. an exotic dancer is squatteasing around the pole to show the audience her wears.
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the act of attempting to poo with such effort that all facial control is lost. this normally results in extreme contortion of the facial expressions and rapid flapping of the tongue inside the mouth. hector had eaten so much food, when he tried to evacuate his bowels he needed to use so much effort that […]
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