Pre-twilight


1. the time before the twilight series, when pre-teens actually had a tenth of a brain that worked and thought about something other than boys and how fat they think they are.

2. the time before the sun sets, around 4 in the northern us in winter when the sun is slightly dimmer but you can still see very clearly.
1. i miss pre-twilight, when my friends actually talked about stuff other than a fictional vampire and werewolf and argued over who was hotter.

2. i walked the dog during pre-twilight yesterday, and got home just as the sun started to set.

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