pre-union celebration
1. the politically correct term for a “bachelor party” (or “bachelorette party”). typically used to avoid the negative connotations -ssociated with bachelor parties. 2. a celebration prior to a couple’s wedding.
benefit of the word: if used quickly, the listener may think you said “reunion” celebration and will not question you regarding a “pre-union” celebration.
wife scenario 1:
husband: “honey, can i go to vegas for bob’s bachelor party next weekend?”
wife: “no.”
wife scenario 2:
husband: “honey, can i go to vegas for bob’s pre-union celebration next weekend?”
wife: “sure honey, have fun.”
hotel scenario 1:
hotel: “h-llo, this is fancy hotel.”
caller: “hi, i would like to book a suite for a bachelor party!”
hotel: “i’m sorry sir, we do not allow bachelor parties at fancy hotel due to excessive damage, drug use and prost-tution that is typically -ssociated with them. good-bye.”
hotel scenario 2:
hotel: “h-llo, this is fancy hotel.”
caller: “hi, i would like to book a suite for a pre-union celebration!”
hotel: “excellent, sir. how many guests will be staying with us?”
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