a term derived from the text unlock reality which sp-wned the term unlock reality (ur) and the ur-effect. it is a phenomenon felt by people in the days prior to reading the text unlock reality.
it describes a feeling of increased synchronicity with the universe that extends beyond mere coincidence. examples include locating objects of desire in strange places and meeting long lost friends.
it is similar though distinctive to the ur-effect as it is a sense of recognising an emerging pattern from seeming randomness, as oppose to the more complete sense of connectivity -ssociated with the ur-effect.
the pre-ur-effect was first noted on the care2 network as members of the prepare to unlock reality group recorded personal events as they waited for unlock reality bookcrossing m-n-scripts to reach them in the post.
the pre-ur-effect began for chris when she started to find the exact things she really wanted and had been looking for at extremely low prices.
jane felt the full force of the pre-ur-effect as she b-mped into a long lost school friend as she went to pick up a bookcrossing copy of unlock reality from the post office.
- procrastination inception
to procrastinate doing something which was already a procrastination of doing something else john : “dude, yesterday i was procrastinating doing my term paper by cleaning the house but then i procrastinated that by watching a whole marathon of p-wn stars. it was a total procrastination inception!” steve : “you’re and idiot”
n. the condition of completing nothing while not sleeping. (procrastinsomnia is often accompanied by ridiculous computer games) at around 5am, she began to feel guilty about her procrastinsomnia, she only had two more hours before the exam yet couldn’t stop playing solitaire. joey’s parents were relieved when they were told that their son’s procrastinsomnia was […]
- professional jack*ss
someone who has been such a jack-ss that the person has become famous for it. osama bin laden: i am a professional jack-ss, and i’m proud of it! and i’m in h-ll for it! i love being a terrorist!
somebody famous for being famous. paris hilton is pseudo-famous.
when the two ent-ties psp and man become one. being in the state of one-ness with the sony psp gaming console. also spelled: pspness see also: wiinis cartman’s pspnis must be strong… he has been playing the psp for days without interruption.