Pre-wrecked Car
a pre-wrecked car is the ideal first car for a teenage boy, to be bought by his parents for his graduation. since it has been demolished and nearly totaled it will be very safe for him to drive until he can afford a real car. n-body will want to even drive close to him because they will think he is a dangerous driver just from the look of the car.
when zit’s parents presented him with his pre-wrecked car, zit said :”i will not be caught dead driving that thing”, to which his parents answered:”exactly, you will not be dead in this car since it does not go over 35 miles an hour, another good feature of a “pre-wrecked car”. his parents also added :”n-body will get close to this car, only a brand spanking new one is targeted for accidents”.
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