Preach-Speak
when a fundamentalist christian gets so angry/excited about g-d over the internet that they start to type in all caps. while typing in all caps, they forget to use punctuation marks except for the occasional “!!!!!.” these christians have been known to spew out m-ss chunks of angry bullsh-t in huge blocks of text. they end the block(s) text with “i’ll pray for you” or “you are lost you are going to h-ll.”
person 1: i’m really starting to doubt the story of jesus was completely true.
person 2: i mean come on, a virgin birth?
fundie christian: jesus is real he diedd for all of your sins how could you say that the bible is the word of god it is infallible!!!! the virgin birrth was real they found her blood in a tomb in isreal this country is becoming godless everyone is lost and is going to h-ll! i will pray for all of you so that god will take you back!!!!!!!!!”
person 2: wth?
person 1: lol preach-speak
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