Precautionary Pepto


a pepto-bismol taken prior to a date, party, or other important social function in order to prevent any bowel-related mishaps during the event.
1. i wish i hadn’t had panda express for lunch. i need a precautionary pepto before i hang out with bridget or else i’m gonna get the runs.

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