precious smoke

when you realize you have only one cigarette left after a night of drinking and all your friends have none. #shouldhaveplannedahead is your tomorrow life motto
colin asks: can i b-m a cig?
me: it’s my last precious smoke
colin: i will pay you whatever for that
me: ok , if you pay for drinks!

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