Precious Unicorn
1. being a virgin in college. like a unicorn they are scarce and hard to find. either due to extremely high standards of suitable mates or forever alone.
2. an indirect way of calling someone a virgin.
(randy) why was jerry acting so weird at that party? the girls were all over him.
(lennie) didn’t you know? he’s a precious unicorn.
(randy) that explains everything!
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