Precise Karma
inevitable consequences of an action that almost exactly mirror the action which brought these consequences about. they usually happen soon or almost immediately after the original event occurred.
eg#1
guy 1: “did you hear that heraldo fired his housekeeper for not speaking english well enough and got canned himself the next day for being an illegal immigrant?”
guy 2: “really? must’ve been precise karma.”
eg#2
guy: “precise karma is the worst. the other day i borrowed derek’s water bottle so i could backwash into it and give it back to him. i didn’t realize that it was actually a bottle full of spit… he’s trying to lose weight for wrestling.”
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