refers to the attempted -n-l farting of a mungaloid dawg whilst in air. with some degree of accuracy you can limit the incest damage. an example would be destroying a single sphincter by unloading the groceries all over their gramophone. in order to not damage the orifice be sure to m-ssage and relax the r-ct-m, to do this simply give the patient stiff meds and softly stroke their lancaster b-n-r. if any troubles should rise, feel free to call 1800 lancaster b-n-r, visit our website at www.kandipluggedmyhole.org.au or follow us on snapchat @dhorseman1127
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- 9 hours
an amount of time that causes parents to cry when they see their child use it to watch abriged anime holy sh-t tommy, you watched all 9 hours of dbz abridged anime last night?
- surprise oral
when you whip out the d-ck and and shove it inside someones mouth without their consent. hey, did you know that when my girl was sleeping i gave her some surprise oral
- toyam spurt
the forceful -j-c-l-t- of s-m-n that comes out of one’s p-n-s. usually caused by masturbation. ben’s shower walls are basically painted with toyam juice from all his toyam spurts while in there. but don’t think he only m-st-rb-t-s in the shower. he also spurts in the living room, dining room, garage, and i even caught […]
- dont poke the bull
warning of a negative outcome if you were to provoke a situation. similar to don’t poke the bear but better “don’t poke the bull, or your gunna get the horns” “don’t poke the bull, or your gunna get the horns”
- screeming chewbacca
this is where you insert your p-n-s into her throat and c-m you then slap her and she screams like chebacca awwww (slap) grrrrrrrrrrrr did you just give me a screeming chewbacca