Preclap
when the only person in an audience of many foolishly provides a completely unnecessary clap during the middle of a speech, show, gala, event, etc. this is caused due to the person antic-p-ting an audience applause way too early.
the act of idiocy is followed by (a) a surge of heat rising up the spine of the tard which typically leads to complete embarr-ssment or (b) the unexpected pause by the speech giver and the awkward rise of a half–ssed audience applause.
opposite of the infamous afterclap
“the f-g over there preclapped but the man wasn’t even done talking. just keep going mr. obama.”
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