precrastinate
the act of planning procrastination.
josh: man u really shouldn’t precrastinate anymore.
mark: don’t worry about it, when i procrastinate i eventually get everything done…. right?
josh: i guess so dude.
precrastinate
(verb) : developing a deliberate plan to avoid making a decision or action
sam told ellen that it is easy to precrastinate, simply clain to need information from others and send them off on impossible tasks.
credit: from merriamwebster.com
to procrastinate before procrastinating.
dude 1: hey man what’s up?
dude 2: oh i’m just precrastinating my work term report.
dude 1: precrastinating?
dude 2: ya you know, to precrastinate , procrastinating before you procrastinate.
to procrastinate before procrastinating.
dude 1: hey man what’s up?
dude 2: oh i’m just precrastinating my work term report.
dude 1: precrastinating?
dude 2: ya you know, to precrastinate, procrastinating before you procrastinate.
the act of placing yourself or others (usually those who work for you) in crisis mode now for something far in the future that may or may no ever happen. the same amount of energy is expended and stress is created in a compressed timeframe as if you had waited until the last minute only it is done now when it is uncertain if the event will actually occur.
why does the boss always pre-crastinate? we end up doing cheetah flips and running around like our pants are on fire for something 6 months away “just in case.” then they cancel the thing.
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