Precum baby
an excuse given by many to explain an unintended pregnancy who don’t want to admit that they forgot to pull out or take the pill.everyone seems to know someone who supposedly had a prec-m baby,and it always seems to be someone they know remotely,i.e. a friend of a friend of their cousin’s babysitter’s sister.
britney: “my sister’s best friend’s neighbor’s cousin’s wife’s friend’s half-sister had a prec-m baby.”
sarah: “you mean your sister’s best friend’s neighbor’s cousin’s wife’s friend’s half-sister’s boyfriend didn’t get it out in time.”
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