precuntal vortex
the wonderfully heady “i think i’m in love” feeling experienced by the male when being seduced by a new female partner during which time the female cooks for him, does his laundry, and provides f-ll-t– during s-x, usually culminating in marriage and/or fatherhood, whereupon the true female erupts and the male finds he has been saddled with fatherhood and -ssociated financial responsibility, long dry spells of no s-x, and the rapid acc-mulation of enormous debt for which the female takes no responsibility (often resulting in, or generated by, separation or especially divorce).
as in: “dude, look out! you’re being sucked into the prec-ntal vortex!”
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