precycling
using empty boxes, bags, bottles, etc. to fill with garbage before actually throwing them (and the garbage) away, rather than recycling them and waiting for them to be reincarnated as a box, bag, or bottle made from recycled goods.
clerk: “would you like a bag?”
customer: “yes please. i don’t really need it to carry this stuff, but i’ll be precycling it because my bathroom trash can is full and consequently needs a new liner.”
clerk: “how very clever of you. is that really a word?”
customer: “urban dictionary thinks so, so… yes.”
Read Also:
- the heisman
the heisman is a reference(the heisman trophy being the most prestigious trophy in college football, see picture)of a boy/ or girl getting rejected while attempting to talk, dance, flirt or any sort of contact with another person “d-mn you hit that?”… “nah she gave me the heisman but thats cool”. heisman photo the best new […]
- snatch-snorkeling
a favorite sport among drunken college girls. similar to m-ff-diving but you don’t have to hold your breath as long. it’s a novice sport… usually lacking any sort of commitment and requires only alcohol and/or drug induced lesbian tendencies. a go to for the straight girl after a break-up. yeah, my ex left myd-ckland on […]
- sleeping with sirens
an american post-hardcore band originating from orlando, florida. the band consists of five members, the b-ssist: justin hills, the drummer: gabe barham, the rhythm guitarist: jesse lawson, the lead guitarist: jack fowler, and the vocalist, insanely talented kellin quinn. this band, thanks to their latest alb-m feel, are rising fast in the music industry and […]
- wuddup do?
greeting used by urban detroiters holla wuddup do? my dude. what’s crackalackin?
- suicide by cop
throwing yourself into a situation that will result in death by the police. police tell you to get down and put your hands on your head. you pull out a black cap gun and take aim while running towards them. p-ssive method of suicide by those without the guts to kill themselves. involves entering or […]