predictive texting
a feature on many smart phones that often causes one to make unwitting hilarious, r-t-rded, offensive, and/or douchebag-like statements when texting. especially hard to catch when preoccupied with something else while speed texting.
mich-lle broke up with me ’cause while i was watching the game the predictive texting on my phone called her michaela instead.
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