Preemptive Recycling


stealing stuff … often, very nice stuff, usually from work.

may include but is not limited to office supplies, computer parts, food and drink.

the justification is that the item(s) would have been thrown out anyway at some point so you’re just going with the trend and saving the planet by recycling them a little “early”.
geek 1: “check out my blu-ray rewriter”

geek 2: “oh, cool ! where did you get it ?”

geek 1: “er … it came from work … i indulged in a bit of preemptive recycling …”

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