Preenbooking


in the same way as one may preen their hair/nails/etc before meeting someone new that stands as a potential future mate…

preenbooking is the same, but for ones’ facebook page.

i.e, before adding a fittie, one would change their profile picture to the most flattering. delete any savage recent photo tags, and remove any unwanted comments or “farmville” cr-p.
“ahh did you see that chick dude?!”
“yeah bru, shes the principles daughter!”
“sweeeett”
“yeah im gonna add her on facebook, get the groundwork in”
“boos! dont forget your preenbooking!

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