Thrashing Wumpus
1. thrashing wumpus – magic the gathering – tap 1 swamp: thrashing wumpus deals 1 damage to each creature and each player.
2. thrashing wumpus – s-x move – after f-cking your girl in the -ss she lets out a succession of fart noises creating the noise a thrashing wumpus would make.
1. young wumpuses are malevolent and vicious – but they grow out of it.
2. dude! i drew a thrashing wumpus last night; my girl’s -ss was all like “wump wump wump wump”!
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