Preferred Fatass Parking
the closest non-handicapped, actual parking sp-ce to a store. the exceedingly huge park here so as not to have to walk any distance that could be considered exercise. the next step is buying a handicapped placard and rolling around in a wheelchair purely for the sake of escaping fatigue caused from walking more than the 5 feet it usually takes to get to the refrigerator.
famf: omg! look at that spot! it’s closer than the handicapped place!
blob o’ fat: quick! hit that sh-t!
famf: dude, this is the best preferred fat-ss parking ever.
blob o’ fat: seriously! now hurry up, i want my f-cking triple quarter pounder.
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